Let me tell you the story about the time I was a national kickboxing champion.
And while I'm an orange belt in Akido (your beginner belt) - I don't know how to do any kicks.
Instead I was the master of Pit Fighter. Which was a fighting arcade game.
It was inspired by Jean Claude Van-Dam movies.
And I was good at it.
That summer we took a cross country vacation and every time we stopped in a city. WE would go to the mall.
And I would find the arcade.
And go play Pit Fighter.
I beat everyone who was there.
It was my best experience as an arcade player.
I really miss arcades.
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