Do you remember when ordering a coffee didn't require undergoing the Spanish Inquisition?
The wife wanted a drink from the coffee shop in the supermarket.
We both wanted capacino.
Except it was like "What flavor?"
"Wet or dry?"
"Who are you voting for president?"
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?"
Ok - some of those were made up.
All I wanted was a simple drink - nothing fancy.
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