Blender Thief Exposed

Let me tell you a story of a stolen blender.

My sister lived across the street from me when I was in grad school.

And she was still in undergrad.

We barely talked to each other - long story.

And she was the one who threw parties.

And had a key to my apartment.

Which she used to come in and to take my blender.

And my VCR.

When I had a stack of movies to watch.

Still not over that.

Do people even know what a VCR is anymore ? :)

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